First off…I AM SO, SO, SO, SO SORRY ABOUT THE COMIC SANS. My WordPress theme automatically updated, and it deleted my Typekit fonts. And replaced them with Comic Sans. And I can’t get Typekit to fix it. I just want to let you know that as someone with eyes, it’s traumatising me too, and I’m really sorry.
*UPDATE – I THINK I’VE FIXED IT?*
I am also sorry about the complete lack of posts in the past 6 months, I’ve been busy with college and the student protests and emotional crises (approx 5 a day). More significantly, I was too ashamed about the Comic Sans to want to link to here. I’ve started a lot of drafts in that time though, so hopefully I’ll have the discipline to actually finish some of the ones which aren’t completely irrelevant now.
This post is the product of something I’ve been thinking about generally for the past few months, but with some key events along the way. The first of these was taking my younger brother to see a still-somewhat-well-known-but-on-the-way-down emo band. I was super cynical, for obvious reasons, but went because it meant a lot to my brother. The last time I actually went to see anyone live who’s big enough that they make Proper Music Videos With A Budget And Stuff And Won’t Reply If You Message Them On Facebook (more on both of these points later) was Nick Cave in 2008 at the Hammersmith Apollo, which I believe is something like 5000 capacity. But this was at the Underworld in Camden, which is only 500, due to aforementioned emo band’s on-the-way-down situation. I know that a few years ago the same band had played the Astoria (RIP) which is 2000. Anyway, the relatively small venue gave me some hope, although to be honest I was still apprehensive. My main thoughts were: I’m going to be the oldest person there, who hasn’t grown out of emo by the time they’re 16? I’m going to be the only person there who doesn’t have dyed black hair and skinny jeans and I’m going to spend the whole time filled with laughter/contempt and oh fuck they I.D. people at the Underworld so I’m going to have to do this sober. And, most of all…I’M GONNA LOSE SO MANY SCENE POINTS.
So, we got there about 15 minutes before doors (after eating way too much courtesy of everyone’s favourite alien-worshipping vegan cult) because my brother wanted to, and joined the ‘queue’. And by queue, I mean about 10 people. Weird. I knew they were less big than they had been, but I was expecting more than that. I looked at our fellow pavement-dwellers, expecting the familiar pangs of contempt…nothing. WTF. There were three guys in front of us who had obviously come from the suburbs (I can tell). Their ‘alpha male’ was probably about 19, kind of chubby and awkward, short hair, wearing a t-shirt from a previous tour. Here’s the thing…everyone was too GODDAMNED FUCKING EARNEST. Their bad hair, guyliner and enthusiasm was really endearing, it warmed my cold black heart. I mean, it’s still kind of funny…but d’aaaaaawwwwwhhhh, she’s wearing a Green Day t-shirt in public! I haven’t seen that for YEARS. Adorable!
So, we went in, and sat through a couple of sub-mediocre support bands. The venue was still really empty. Like, really, really empty. For other gigs I’d assume it was because everyone was in the pub and too world-weary to bother getting there before the main band. But that really wasn’t this crowd. As I said, earnest as fuck. Time for the main band. It was still awkwardly empty – I’ve seen shitty punk bands fill up more of this venue before…They played. Obviously not really my thing, but, I was struck by how fucking into it the small crowd were, some of them were on the verge of tears. You could tell this was everything to them, and to the band’s credit, they definitely delivered. Despite not enjoying the music much, it was pretty beautiful to observe as an outsider the amazing connection they made with their fans.
I know there’s lots of critiques to be made of the concept of ‘fandom’ and the hierarchy that creates…blahblahblah. Yeah, they were selling expensive merch and were probably staying at a hotel that night, not your sofa. But I couldn’t help but feel it was a far more authentic experience than a lot of DIY/punk/squat gigs I’ve been to. It was honestly kind of refreshing to go to a show where everyone was just there because they loved the music. The kids were actually much less posey and more down to earth than a lot of people at the kind of things I normally frequent. There was less bullshit…it felt more authentic in a lot of ways. Wait, WHAT?
Now, before I get onto the second thing that happened, I should probably explain some background here so people who don’t know me get where I’m coming from with this. I don’t like mainstream music*. I know you’re rolling your eyes, I would be too. But no, I really don’t. When I was younger I basically thought I didn’t like music. That sounds pretty ridiculous to anyone who knows me now, but that was honestly what was up. It was basically because all I really heard was pop music, from my friends/everywhere, and world music and American folk from my dad. Which I now like, but that’s another story. The first time I remember really getting music was…Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4. Agent Orange, Flogging Molly, JFA, The Faction, Hot Water Music, Less Than Jake (yeah, I wasn’t THAT cool), Goldfinger. That shit was awesome. And then Tony Hawk’s Underground came out. OH SHIT. Assorted Jellybeans, Social Distortion, Jane’s Addiction, Bad Religion, The Addicts. Turns out I do like music! I sometimes put my completely lack of musicality down to the fact that I didn’t really listen to music when I was little and then found punk…Anyway. I don’t do ‘easy listening’ or guilty pleasures when it comes to music. As a result, I have the most antisocial iPod in the entire world. Whenever I give it to people to play music through at parties (when all other options have been exhausted), they pretty much just flipflop between Dead Kennedys, Buzzcocks and The Smiths until somebody comes to the rescue. My music taste / attitude to music has always been something of a running joke, through various different friendship groups. I am the ‘I only listen to bands that don’t exist yet’ person. I am every stereotype of music elitism and snobbery. I am also the music messiah (in my mind), because I don’t understand how you’re content listening to such fucking boring music, and I want to make you understand how much it’d improve your quality of life if you got into post-apocalyptic-folk-punk-crust-metal-bluegrasscore.

Because of the nature of the music I like, I 1) Can’t talk about music without sounding horribly pretentious, even when it’s meant to be self-deprecation (see, it’s happening RIGHT NOW) and 2) have very little tolerance for bands who aren’t at least somewhat DIY. I went through a patch of only listening to bands who had free MP3s for download. Not that I can’t get any music I want for free, obviously. But if you’re trying to force me to pay, not only am I definitely not going to, I’m not going to listen to your music. I didn’t enforce this rigidly, obviously. If I heard something I liked, I’d still get into it. But if I was going on one of my finding-new-music marathons, and I went on your website and couldn’t download anything, I’d normally just close the tab and never think of your band ever again. It still puts you at a massive disadvantage. The way I listen to music means that if I can only listen to a few songs streaming on your website, I’m not going to get into it. I wasn’t really into any of my favourite music the first time I heard it. It needs to sit in iTunes for a while gathering digital dust, and then one day it’ll come up on random play and I’ll fucking love it. I will download all your albums and pay to see you live and probably buy a t-shirt and maybe even an album even though I got it for free 6 months ago…This is what you miss out on if you don’t give me a small amount of your music for free. Only has to be a few songs. I realise this still makes me sound like a evangelical…ungrateful psychopath. On the plus side, I’ll be the first person to message you if you need a sofa to crash on during your tour, or need advice about support bands or venues. If I like your band, I will go out of my way to help in anyway I can, because that’s the only way we can make DIY work. If bands want to operate on a for-profit (and by this I mean for-profit, not for-making a living) basis, I don’t feel any obligation to offer them the same support I’d give to a DIY band. The irony being, they’re probably not even making much more money. The only reason I’m explaining all of this is to give a picture of my attitude to DIY and music. And, as is going to become more important in the next part, try and begin to get across that I don’t think music is ever just about the music.
I’ve decided to split this article/essay/novel into two, because it turns out I have way more to say/waffle about this than I expected. So you’ll have to wait for DIYdenty Crisis: Part II, featuring…MUSIC VIDEOS! WHY IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT THE MUSIC! AMANDA PALMER! FACEBOOK! ME EXPLAINING WHERE THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT IS GOING AND WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT AND WHAT THE CRISIS IS! CAPS LOCK!
*Except Morrissey. 4 lyf.



Kill all rock stars?
This is going to make a little bit more sense if you read my post about the Amanda Palmer gig last night first (summary: it was awesome, but she made a comment about groping people that I was really uncomfortable with). But it’s still not going to make much sense because it’s one of my rambling what’s-happening-in-my-head-right-now posts.
I’ve realised that I really like idolising people and putting them on a ridiculous pedestal. Don’t get me wrong – it goes against all of my cultural ethics. I’m into DIY, I’ve helped out at and organised gigs, and I’m used to hanging out with the bands before and after the shows, having them sleep on my sofa etc. But I’ve realised in my mind there’s a complete separation between the DIY music scene that I’m involved in and accounts for 80% of the music I listen to, and the ‘professional’ music scene.
It’s not anything to do with how much I like the band – anyone who knows me (or is friends with me on last.fm) can verify that I fucking love Ryan Harvey’s music. As in, I’ve apparently listened to him over 5000 times since 2008 (lulz). I met him earlier this month because I organised his gig in London and we hung out, chatted and got drunk until about 5 in the morning afterwards, and then hung out again the day after. The thing is, I wasn’t starstruck at all. Not even slightly. The fact that he’s made lots of amazing music that’s helped me a lot didn’t make him intimidating. He seemed just like me and my friends because he IS just like me and my friends – a class-struggle anarchist organiser. I admire him loads, but it’s in the same way that I admire my friends who do really good work. He’s said some things in the past that I haven’t agreed with 100% – but I don’t agree with anyone 100%, and it just felt like the disagreements I have with my friends in the pub/social centre/whatever every weekend.
[I LOVE IT WHEN I START RAMBLING WITH NO AIM AND IT CLARIFIES MY THOUGHT PROCESS, OH SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE A POINT TO MAKE YOU GUYS.]
Despite being involved in DIY music on some level for the past 4 years, my attitude to (relatively) commercially successful artists is still as ridiculous as it was when I was 11. I kind of thought I’d got over it when I stopped idolising Morrissey on account of the fact that it was ridiculously hypocritical of me to defend him all the time. For anyone who doesn’t know, I was really, really, really obsessed with Morrissey for a couple of years, so that was kind of a big deal for me. And then I found a way to relate to him which can only be described as seeing him as an embarrassing uncle at a wedding. He’s a human, who says things that I dislike a lot of the time. Honestly, when I realised that I fell out of love with him for a while. I think this is a bit hard to explain to someone who’s not/never has been a Morrissey fan. But it’s a whole world, and there’s a very, very well maintained image and backstory and context to it all, and the more you buy into it, the better it all becomes. It’s very self-perpetuating. So as soon as that was shattered I hardly listened to Morrissey for ages and pretty much exclusively listened to relatively DIY/underground music. I then realised that his music is still hugely important to me and I don’t need the other shit. But, I’m not going to lie, I really, really miss being that into something, and his whole enigma and performance (I mean that in the broadest sense possible) was amazing and important to me. There’s still a Morrissey section on my bookshelves with all the books about him and The Smiths I read at that time, just to give you an idea of how big that world is if you choose to participate.
But I thought I was over all that. I kind of missed it, but I felt like my newfound DIYlightenment meant I was immune to it, even if I wanted to get obsessed with something/someone new. Until I got soul-crushingly obsessed with Amanda Palmer last year. The weird thing is, I actually first started listening to the Dresden Dolls in about 2007. I was kind of into it, but it wasn’t really the right time in my life and I didn’t really relate. But then I rediscovered them last year and was like FUCK. And watched some Dresden Dolls/AFP videos and pretty much fell in love.
Then I decided that the fact that I was involved in the DIY scene, but still felt like this, meant that it was okay! It wasn’t because I was a lonely outsider with no friends, as I had been for most of the time I was into Morrissey (although I was equally, if not more so, emotionally vulnerable in other ways last year). It was a legit thing, and I could totally reconcile these different parts of my relation to music/musicians. And sometimes she plays for free and sleeps at fan’s houses, this is just like DIY!
Last night, when she made the totally offhand and obviously not at all thought out comment about groping people was the moment when the illusion shattered for me, in the same way it did about Morrissey. It was very different, because whereas with Morrissey it was a slow process over months, this was in an instant. I realised that with large artists I really love, I always end up making excuses for the fucked up shit that they say, because I want to maintain the illusion of them in my mind as superhumans. For ages I denied that anything Morrissey said was racist, and told people they just didn’t understand the context, because I felt threatened by it. With Amanda Palmer, it was more subtle, as honestly most of the things she’s done that I’ve had a problem with (the NWA covers, her response to being criticised for Evelyn Evelyn) I think were more out of political naivety than anything else. But even admitting that she might not have known that those things weren’t cool was uncomfortable for me – when I do fandom, I do it 100%. Even though to my friends I actually did criticise the NWA stuff, internally I was still justifying it to myself as being subversive and part of her art. Because it’s not about individual examples, it’s about the overall picture of seeing them as perfection.
Interestingly (I think), Morrissey and Amanda Palmer couldn’t be more different in terms of how they relate to fans. Morrissey has always been incredibly aloof and cagey about his personal life, whereas Amanda pretty much keeps the world updated via Twitter and her blog 24/7. The thing is, it doesn’t make any difference because both of those things were just aspects of the persona to me. Someone making themselves as human and as down-to-earth as possible doesn’t do anything when there isn’t an actual human connection. And I don’t mean queueing up to hug them after a show. I mean actually spending time together as equals.
A few months ago, in the midst of Amanda Palmer fandom, I wrote the first half of a blog post. It wasn’t condemning DIY as such, but it was defending ‘non-DIY’ (whatever that means) to a greater extend than I ever have before, or will ever again. The thing is, I never wrote the last half. Only I know where I was going with it, and I never finished it, because I just lost interest. And now it can’t exist because I don’t agree with what it would have been. So consider this the second half.
Because the thing is, I’ve realised how much I actually do value the DIY music scene. Even though for the most part I fucking hate the punk scene and think it’s a boring, uncreative, self-indulgent mess, I also know that the boundaries of DIY now extend far, far beyond that, and what we can make is genuinely better than what they can give us. Because as soon as an artist gets up on a high stage in a massive venue, the power dynamic is fucked up, and not conducive to equal discourse. I realised that a large part of the reason I’ve defended some artists is because I didn’t know what else to do. There’s no real way of reaching them, there’s no real way of moving the discussion forward. Their voice is always, inevitably, going to be much, much louder than yours. It doesn’t matter how much they don’t want that, it’s an inevitable consequence. I’ve enjoyed my times as a fan, I’m not even going to get cocky like I did after the Morrissey obsession and say it won’t happen again. But I will say that I’m not going to defend it again because honestly, I don’t think I can do it healthily. I strive for equal relationships with everyone in my life, and in society generally, and making exceptions is fucking bullshit. That’s not to say that you shouldn’t have heroes, or people you admire. I have loads of them, and there’s nothing wrong with that. But once there’s any division between them and you, things become problematic.
I realise there’s one really obvious flaw in this, and it’s still something I’m trying to figure out, any input is more than welcome. How do artists who find themselves with large fanbases stop this happening? If hundreds of people had decided to go to that Ryan Harvey show 1) They wouldn’t have all fitted in the venue, and even if they had nobody would have been able to see him if there wasn’t a stage and 2) We definitely wouldn’t have been able to hang out with him afterwards, or if we had it would have really disappointed a whole load of other people who would have liked to have done the same. As it goes, I think Amanda Palmer does a better job of trying to relate to her fans on an equal basis than pretty much any other semi-mainstream musician I can think of. But it’s physically impossible to have a personal relationship with hundreds of people, write a full response to every email, etc. An elitist system of only playing small gigs which only a few people could go to wouldn’t be any better, or anymore egalitarian. For the obvious reason that you’d be excluding loads of people, but also for the fact that there’d be a huge clamour for tickets and the end result would be that the artist was effectively gracing you with their presence, which doesn’t solve anything. Part of me is worried that I’ve just been spoilt by the DIY music scene and the fact that I take for granted the fact that I can get drunk and debate with lots of my favourite bands. Part of me is worried that I’m just projecting my somewhat obsessive nature on to the whole thing and that other people have the ability to see all musicians as equal to themselves (although as someone who’s seen Morrissey and Amanda Palmer in the past month, it doesn’t feel like it’s just me…).
Any thoughts on any of this, especially the last problem would be more than appreciated.
Somewhat anxious about posting this because yeah, for anyone who didn’t know before reading this, I am totally fucking ridiculous. Now you know.
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